The Robot Ninja Penguin Conspiracy

Today while chatting with a random stranger from Ontario, Canada, it came to my attention that Canada hasn't had any snow this year, but Georgia (one of the warmer states in the US) has. We've had three days of snow with school and business closings and all!

At first one might say global warming. But how would you explain the snow in Georgia? The you might say La Nina. But why is there no snow in Canada? My Canadian friend and I figured it out and I'll tell you...

It's the Robot Ninja Penguin Conspiracy. What the heck is that? I don't know... yet.