TTY: Day Eighty Six

As awful as this looks, it's really quite tasty. It's a German pancake "casserole style." Jas wanted me to make extra and I only have one pie plate which is what I normally cook it in. So we got this delicious monstrosity.

Random Thursday

Yeah, I've missed a couple. 

Random is an adverb.

I'm struggling here.

Random Thursday

You know I missed one. I know it too. But that's okay. We all make mistakes.

For today a random haiku from RandomHaiku.com.

Germany challenged

until the luggage imagined

and the papers went

Have a nice day and thank you for reading.

Random Thursday

Ah Thursday. You want some randomness? How's this for random? 

That adorable little child in the photo to the right... she's been waking up between the hours of 1 and 3 AM for about a week now. Why it that random? Well it started randomly. I have no idea why. She wakes up, screams, I rock her for about 20 minutes, and then she's fine. But then I'm awake. And very sleepy the next morning. 

Here's something else random for you. Did you know that according to Listverse, the record for the longest period without sleep is 18 days, 21 hours, 40 minutes? It happened during a "rocking chair marathon". They say that record holder reported hallucinations, paranoia, blurred vision, slurred speech and memory and concentration lapses. 

Sounds a lot like being a mommy. A whole lot like being a mommy.

Random Thursday

It's Friday. Which means that yet again, I have blown Random Thursday... I efforts to make up for this I offer you this random photo from Picture Is Unrelated. It's a fantastically funny site. And very very random. There are however some "adult-ish" photos, so be sure your audience is appropriate. 

Random Question Thursday... It's Hopeless!

Yet again, I've forgotten. I haven't really forgotten. I've thought about it, just didn't get around to it. That sound great. I'm not forgetful, I procrastinate! Fantastic.

I started "Random Question Thursday" in the hopes that it would spur me to write more. It's only made me feel more like a procrastinator/amnesiac. So I'm changing "Random Question Thursday" to simply "Random Thursday". 

It's like the previous Thursday blog, but promises to be more random. I'll post what ever strange, odd, random thing I feel like on Thursdays. A picture, a story, a comic, a link, something random.

So check back on Thursday to see if I've kept my promise... or procrastinated yet again.

Random Question Thursday... I Forgot Again

I remembered at a point when I couldn't get to my computer. But here it is on Friday.

Blogger asks: Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:

Kels answers: Very slowly. Very very slowly. Or get some one else to do it.

Random Question Thursday... in Spirit

Yeah, I forgot again. Yesterday was a tough day... but I won't keep you waiting.

Blogger asks: You've just written a hit musical! How will you keep fame from going to you head?

Kels answers: Easy. No one ever knows who write those things... I'd just sit back and collect the dollars.

And there you go.

Random Question Thursday

Let's cut to the point.

Blogger asks: That can't really be a fish you're standing on, can it?

Kels answers: No. I'm not standing.

Random Question Thursday

It's Thursday! And I'm answering the random question! On the right day!

Blogger asks: What's the most amount of sand you've ever had in your swimming trunks?

Kels answers: I've never measured, but I'd say several tablespoons at least.

Random Question Thursday... But Not on Thursday, Again

Yeah. So I'm not the best with keeping up with this. I'm sure it's killing you. My apologies.

Blogger asks: What's the best time you've ever had licking stamps?

Kels answers: I don't remember the last time I licked a stamp. They've been self-stick for years now.

Tah-dah!

Random Question Thursday

It's Thursday and that means random question!

Blogger asks: How do you pronounce the 'g' in bologna?

Kels answers: Like the 'g' in log. Bah-log-nuh!

And there you have it. Another random question from blogger to me and from me to you.

Random Question Thursday... On Saturday!

And so it occurs to me that I have missed not one, but two Thursdays. I'm sure you've been pining for the random Blogger questions. (If only you could see my eyes rolling.)

Here is the one I owe you from the 19th...

Blogger asks: If your whole body were a hot air balloon, would you stop eating spicy food?

Kels answers: Sadly, I think I would stop eating food all together. As far as I know, hot air balloons don't eat anything.

And here is the question from the 26th...

Blogger asks: Why do you think honeydew is the money melon?

Kels answers: I didn't know it was. But if you say it is, I'd think it was because it's green.

Aren't you relieved?

Random Question Thursday

That's right. It's Thursday. Aren't you just giddy with anticipation?

Blogger asks: If you could peer far enough into the night sky, you'd see a star in any direction you looked. When would you sleep?

Kels answers: What? Um... I'd still sleep at night.

Well that was riveting, no?

Random Question Thursday

I've become enamored with the random question generator on the profile part of Blogger. Seeing that I've already changed it once, let me catch you up...

Blogger asks: What tape is best for making a sculpture?

Kels answers: Duct tape. Always duct tape.

Blogger asks: Do you believe forks are evolved from spoons?

Kels answers: No. But I do believe that sporks are superior to both.

And of course, the question for today.

Blogger asks: What would you wear for camouflage if you wear hiding in a gingerbread house?

Kels answers: Gum drops.

Check in next Thursday for the next random Blogger question.